Welcome back to NYC where a new class of inspectors will be roaming the city with cups which are specially made to contain 17 ounces of fluid. Beware lest any eatery should be serving a carbonated beverage whose volume shall meet or exceed that of a single instance of said cups, for that eatery shall be fined and made a laughingstock.
No word on whether these inspectors will be unionized, but I would highly recommend it. It would seem about the only way such worthless positions will be sustained one Bloomberg finally retires. As noted in the title, I think they should be called the Seventeeners Union. It’s got a nice ring to it, don’t you think?