Early birds will get shot. (Yankton Press & Dakotan) This sounds like a very good thing to me. Perhaps I can put few extra geese in the freezer.
Kindergarten now mandatory in South Dakota. (Argus Leader) How long before pre-school is mandatory? I’m afraid this comes from a misplaced desire to help.
Moving the switchyard: easier said than done. (KELO) The railroad was a huge contributor to the early years of the city but the city no longer needs it.
Heidepriem selecting running mate soon. (KSFY) In case he was wondering, everything which happens is ‘historic’ as soon as it occurs.