Don’t park your property next to your property. (Argus Leader) Residents simply need to understand that they don’t really own the sidewalks or the streets they paid for.
Destroy a legitimate business and call it a success. (Yankton Press & Dakotan) What a mess.
Fish need oxygen, too. (KELO) I’m surprised someone is not simply plowing them into the fields. They make pretty good fertilizer.