In case you missed it: Franken says a vote for Herseth Sandlin is a vote for Pelosi (Rapid City Journal) The truth will out.
Fire truck burns. (Aberdeen News) You’re supposed to use the truck to put out the fire, not use the fire to put out the truck.
Dallas may not be in Tennessee, but Akaska is in South Dakota. (KOTA) No, that’s not a typo. I was angling for a pun.