Brookings might be a little safer today (KSFY). If the reports are correct, he already confessed–so this should not be a false positive.
Oak Ridge Boys to make South Dakota state fair. (KOTA) Shouldn’t they be the Oak Ridge Old Boys by now?
Milk futures bogged down. (KELO) I suppose a milk pipeline is out of the question . . . .
Qwest being bought out. (Argus Leader) As long as it improves the phone service.